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The Brown Noser

Venmo Message Laziest Euphemism For Alcohol Yet

Published Friday, September 17th, 2021

The morning after a small kickback at her friend’s apartment, area woman Tricia Metz reportedly Venmoed the host $8 accompanied by her laziest euphemism for alcohol yet. “Who does she think she’s fooling?” wondered a fellow partygoer reading Metz’s message “bevs” followed by a swirly eye emoji, juice box emoji, and smiling devil face emoji. “I don’t think it’s right that Venmo requires you to include a message either but just click the first GIF that pops up and keep it moving like the rest of us.” At press time, Metz was seen changing her transactions from public to private as though anyone cares enough to read them in the first place.

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