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Weird Herb Must Be Cure For Something

Published Friday, October 29th, 2021

Medical researchers agree that this really weird herb must be the cure for something. “I can’t tell you what exactly this herb can cure, but it smells really bad, and if an herb stinks that much, that probably means that it’s some kind of medicine or something,” explained researcher Mabel Notts as she tried to put a little piece of a leaf into a pill. “So far, all I can tell you is that it’s freaky looking and it tastes like crap. Maybe it can cure tinnitus? Or heal acne scars? If we put it in shampoo, maybe it can fix dandruff. This herb is so weird, maybe it could do all three!” At press time, Notts had discovered that the herb is actually a pretty fantastic drug.

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