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Weird Long Fingernail Not Helping Guitar Player At All

Published Friday, October 30th, 2015

After witnessing a performance of Johann Sebastian Bach’s “Prelude in D Minor” that was poorly executed, out of tune, and lacking in basic musical understanding, sources confirm that amateur Guitar Player Adam Carlo’s weird long fingernail must not be helping at all.

“Hold on,” said Carlo mid-song as he tried to get down the right fingering pattern, revealing to the audience that despite spending three months refusing to clip the nail on his thumb, he did not, in fact, know what he was doing.

“Ah, there we go,” Carlo continued, pausing momentarily to lick the disgustingly large nail before attempting to finish the already ruined piece of music.

At press time, Carlo was telling his audience to “bear with him” after his nail got tangled in his also freakishly long ponytail.

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