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Woman Thinks Of The Perfect Tweet For Seven Years Ago

Published Monday, October 31st, 2022

Local Twitter user Meghan Jinkle has just thought of what would’ve been a perfect tweet about seven years ago. “Ah, shit! Why did I just think of this now?” stated Jinkle, who, at that very moment, had realized that Pompeii was kind of the first mannequin challenge. “Damn, there’s no way that’s relevant anymore. Why couldn’t I have had this idea seven years ago, when people would have cared? What a waste.” At press time, Jinkle desperately wanted to post a picture of her friends’ feet in a circle on Instagram.

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