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Wordle Surprised You Didn’t Know The Word “Glebe”

Published Friday, March 11th, 2022

Following an exceptionally disappointing showing this morning, Wordle is honestly surprised you didn’t know the word “glebe.”

“Frankly, I’m a little disappointed,” stated Wordle, after your final guess of “globe” proved incorrect. “I’ll admit, I had high hopes. I thought you were an English major, yet I was able to stump you on this simple five-letter word. It’s kind of sad.”

“I really thought you were going to get it, but I guess you’re just the type of person who needs a few extra tries to figure things out,” conceded Wordle, its end screen asking if you want to share your failed game on Twitter. “I guess I was asking too much from you. Perhaps you could try finding a game with four-letter words instead?"

At press time, you were desperately waiting for a chance to prove yourself on tomorrow’s Wordle. Unfortunately, the word will be “quire.”

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