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The Brown Noser

Younger Brother In Dubstep Phase

Published Friday, October 30th, 2020

According to sister Elise Growlder, her younger brother Atticus is currently undergoing a dubstep phase.

“All Atticus listens to these days is dubstep,“ said Growlder, the faint sound of electronic wubs coming from Atticus’ room. “Every time I’m around him it’s always dubstep this, dubstep that. He’s obsessed.”

“When we’re in the car now he only will listen to dubstep music like Flux Pavillion or Datsik,“ continued Growder, noting that Atticus insisted he would never like another type of music. “I saw him yesterday looking for dubstep concerts on the computer.”

“He’s even growing out his hair so he looks more like Skrillex,“ added Growder, Atticus practicing thrashing his head in the living room. “I guess he wants to look like all those posters he just put up in his room.“

At press time, Atticus discovered rap music.

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