Hey. I’m going to tell you something, and I’m only going to tell it to you once, so you better listen up close: your momma’s so lovely, I go out of my way to make sure she knows how important she is to me each and every day.

Did you hear me? Damn straight you did. You have your mother’s ears, and they’re just as flawless as the rest of her. Blue eyes, auburn hair, creamy skin: every part of your mother spells perfection. You got that?

No comeback, huh? I can relate; I was equally speechless the first time I laid eyes on your mom. She’s got a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. And your knees aren’t going to be the only thing that’s weak around here—your heart’s going to up and melt if you’re lucky enough to hear her melodious laugh. Truly musical.

What are you looking at? The joy in my eye that each day is kindled anew when I wake up next to the most wonderful woman I’ve every known?

Ohhh, I’m sorry. Is what I’m saying too much for you to handle? Then why don’t you run crying home to your mommy, who has such a natural instinct for nurturing that I’m sure she’ll make you feel better in no time.

Article tools

• Print
• Email
• Tweet