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The Brown Noser

A Letter To The Editor From Stephen Larrick

Published Friday, October 29th, 2010

Dear Editor,

How are you? I am happy you are my pen pal. Today the weather was sunny and warm.
I can't believe it was snowing where you live! Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am 11 years old and live in Pickaway, Florida. I go to school at Washington Elementary. Our class learns about Math and Spelling in school. My favorite subject is science. My hobbies include video games and riding my bike down big hills.

I would like to learn more about you! Where do you live? What kinds of things
do you learn about in your school? I am looking forward to hearing from you and
becoming friends.

Your Pen Pal,
Stephen Larrick

Dear Stephen,

We live in Providence and go to Brown. Today in school we learned about dinosaurs and photosynthesis and the implications of Rousseau's social contract with respect to 20th century capital punishment legislation. Did you know that plants make food from the sun? Neither did we!

We like that you like video games, because we also like video games too. Our favorite video game is a tie. We really like Grand Theft Auto: Vice City because you can cut a drug dealer to death with a katana because drug dealers are bad. The other part of the tie is Donkey Kong. Katanas are a kind of sword.

We hope it is sunny in Florida so the plants have lots to eat. Write back soon!

Your Pen Pals,
Adam Wagner and Hallie Cantor and Andy Newton
Editors-in-Chief of the Brown Noser

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