Hey, so you wanna grab lunch tomorrow? I'm pretty stoked for chicken fingers too! Are you and all the girls getting together later for drinks? Of course I'd like to come!
And are we still on for that study date? I'm so not ready for that Orgo test next week either.
By the way, I've been meaning to ask you, can we have sex at some point before dinner?
Whoa! Nice reaction there. Haha, of course I didn't mean that we should, like you know, as a couple or anything.
I'm free from like three to four-thirty.
Hey! Don't we have a movie night coming up? Did you get those new Netflix movies yet? I'll bring the popcorn! And your favorite blanket. The condoms are on me, too.
Just kidding. Although I think it might be a good idea to use one even if you are on birth control just to be extra sure. I mean, you-know-who was a real sleazeball, right?!
Oh, I'm so sorry. But really, you can never be too careful.
Are we still going shopping next week? I got so much good stuff last time thanks to you! Who knows what would happen if I had to pick my own wardrobe. Maybe this time I could help you out some? I've got an eye for bathing suits and lingerie.
COOKIES! We definitely have to bake a new batch soon. Just me and you this time! I'm sure you remember how bad things turned out when you-know-who helped out last time. The cookies, I mean.
Hey, I'm really sorry if it's a bit early to keep mentioning your ex-. It's just that you two were together so often I can't remember the last time we hung out just the two of us!
Trust me, I've kept track.
Seriously though, if you're ever feeling down like this and need a hug, or a lap to sit on, or a hand to hold, or a penis, or a shoulder to cry on, you know I'm your guy. I mean, I've always been that guy for you!
Seriously, it's always been like that.