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The Brown Noser

Off Campus (Apr 30 2008 issue)

Brown Students For Obama Bulk-Buy Kool-Aid, Plan Summer Trip to Grand Canyon | Apr 30 2008

With his liberal policies and message of change, it is unsurprising that Senator Barack Obama has experienced unprecedented popularity among college students. However, a handful of Brown students have taken their advocacy of the Senator to the next level. Some members of Brown Students for Barack Obama have taken to keeping small shrines to the Senator in their dorm rooms, constantly quoting "Barack" in conversations unrelated to politics, and shivering violently whenever anyone refers to "Hillary Clinton" rather than "She Who Must Not Be Named.

Local Man Sudoku Champion | Apr 30 2008

Travis Lark is creating quite a stir in the local Sudoku community. Lark claims that he is an undefeated Sudoku-ist, Japanese for "Man with no Life." He solves about 20% of the puzzles he's been up against, especially the ones meant for smaller children. "I have a unique intelligence for numbers, similar more to the precociousness of a child than to anything else," explains Lark.

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