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The Brown Noser

Opinion (Mar 09 2012 issue)

Further Spending Cuts Could Hurt The Economy So Good | Mar 09 2012

My opponents have argued that by cutting spending during this time of strife, our government would be repeating the same mistakes it made in the 1930s. My opponents have claimed that such cuts would plunge us into a tortured era of misery and severely damage our economy, leaving it in a battered state from which it would take years to recover.

What's Sex? | Mar 09 2012

We throw the word “sex” around pretty liberally. Who goes a day without hearing the phrase “Man, we totally did sex last night,” or possibly “I sexed her up good”/ My counterpart has done an admirable job stating her argument, but to truly understand the problem we need to first ask the question “What’s sex?” Is anyone willing to explain sex to me? No one? It’s okay.

Somebody Needs To Call Physicists On Their Bullshit | Mar 09 2012

Okay, I think it’s pretty safe to say that all areas of academia have their little quirks and hiccups. Fans of Shakespeare aren’t even sure if he wrote all of his plays, people can’t seem to decide if JFK was gunned down by one man or a dozen and English majors are still arguing about whether “Huckleberry Finn” is racist.

Are Shirts Preventing Us From Using Our Nipples As Eyes? | Mar 09 2012

“Ummm, my eyes are up here.” This girl seems to tell me that all the time, even if eyes aren’t the topic of conversation. Obviously you have eyes up there, but there is a reason why men try to look into your nipples. It’s science. Your nipples were eyes once too.

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