A new study led by Professor of Psychology Carol Whitford has determined that dogs are better than cats. And if you disagree, it's not like anyone's forcing you to read this, so you can just stop reading now. According to the abstract, the study began with Professor Whitford's divorce from Associate Professor of Neuroscience Ian Jameson, who immediately claimed custody of the couple's prized feline, Snowball, leaving Whitford with their furniture-devouring dog, Buster.