For Max Napoli '11, the completion of the Maximo2000 was the result of months spent programming and building. To his dismay, however, the unveiling of his advanced humanoid robot has not caused his peers to accept him more, although they do show a strong liking for Maximo, who is deemed "way cooler" than Max.
A study led by Brown alumnus James Chun '03, to be published in the Journal of Natural Science, has made an astonishing breakthrough in the exciting new discipline of Asshole Studies - or, as the field's experts call it, Asshole Studies.
Chun has demonstrated that there is a clear inverse relationship between the interesting or humorous factors of a story and the regularity with which that story is told.