After an unprecedented 110-point showing Thursday night, human Matt Barlowe has emerged as a standout player for the Bristol High School Timberwolves, a team otherwise made up entirely of adopted golden retrievers.
As per a recent statement issued by New York Mets General Manager Terry Collins, starting catcher Travis d’Arnaud will be traded for a mint condition Mike Piazza rookie card.
Responding to continuing demonstrations in the wake of the unlawful shooting and killing of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown by a white police officer, Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson urged protesters to take a couple hours to re-watch “Remember The Titans” and think about all that football team had to overcome.
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