The Brown Noser

Abe Pressman

Writer (Retired)

Abe's articles

U. Invaded by NINE WAYS TO MAKE YOUR DINING ROOM MORE INVITING Rogue Newspaper Headlines | Apr 23 2010

An otherwise peaceful springtime has been disrupted by an ever-more-frequent nuisance and threat: that of rogue newspaper SINGLE MOTHER OF TWO TRAPPED IN MINE COLLAPSE headlines. For BOW-WOW-WHOOPS! DOG CRASHES CAR IN PAWTUCKET FENDER-BENDER Beth Greenfield '13, the threat these headlines pose is all too real.

Army Navy Surplus Store Runs Out of Che Guevara Shirts Due to Military Need for Che Guevara Shirts | Dec 04 2009

The Army-Navy surplus store on Thayer St. has always been the place to purchase a t-shirt bearing the face of the famous Cuban revolutionary Che Guevarra. But now, for the first time anyone can remember, the store has run out of its Che shirt stock and anticipates it won't be able to obtain any more in the near future.