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The Brown Noser

Camden Logger

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Jammed Rotating Bookshelf Reveals Widespread SciLi Dry Bar Conspiracy | Sep 03 2010

Turning bookshelves are turning heads as the dizzying discovery of an enormous secret saloon in the Sciences Library has gone public. The discovery was made by Joan Slattery ’12.5 and Paul Azara ’12, who were reportedly on the thirteenth floor of the SciLi “having sex” when they came across a shelf jutting out from the rows of books embellished with bottles of fine liquor on one side and fine literature on the other.