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As the inaugural semester of the Brown in-Canada study abroad program comes to a close, students are complaining that though they received high-quality educations from schools all across that country, and have been exposed to most of the climates and cultures Canada has to offer, their overall experiences have been lukewarm.
Several weeks ago, the artist formerly known as Walker, Texas Ranger, filed a lawsuit against Ian Spector '09, author of The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human. It appears Norris now has bigger fish to fry.
In what Norris himself described as yet another "roundhouse kick straight to the face of libel and slander," the legendary actor and skilled martial artist has decided to sue the Noser two weeks before we even came up with this headline.
A recent string of events has forced the termination of construction on the
temporary swimming facility, which had been slated to open in early January. In a recent press conference, Athletic Director Michael Goldberger cited a string of preternatural phenomena as the source of the construction issues.
A minor disturbance was caused in the Absolute Quiet Room of the John D. Rockefeller Library late Wednesday as a threshold to the fiery depths of Hell burst forth through the floor. The gateway was opened at 11:57 p.m. after freshman Michelle Stevens, ignorant of Brown folklore, committed two of the University's most cardinal sins within a matter of mere hours.
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