Sources close to Hillary Clinton confirm that last night the former Secretary of State copied a speech from her 2008 campaign for president into a new document, sighed, and then slowly closed her computer. Clad in sweatpants and a t-shirt, the former senator and presidential candidate had reportedly told members of her staff that she “had to take care of something.” She then stared at her computer for several seconds before copying the contents of file named “My Promise to the People” into a new document and closing it soon thereafter.
A discussion of the weather between Kara Feinman ‘17 and Jill McAdams ‘17 has reportedly entered its seventh sentence. Sources confirm that Feinman started the now two-minute exchange with McAdams on Simmons Quad, remarking on “how cold it’s been lately” and how “just last month” it was “almost 20 degrees warmer.” Since then, the two have covered their respective opinions on rain, autumn leaves, the inability to work outside, puddles, the likelihood of it raining later today, slippery sidewalks, and the disappearance of “shorts weather.” Despite going strong for the first six sentences, the conversation has been stalled since McAdams offered that she “misses sunshine," an admission to which Feinman has apparently been unable to muster a reply.
Partly Cloudy, 64°
