Reporter Pu-dagan Abiyamuta has issued a grim editorial in yesterday’s Cow, proclaiming the “death of words-branded-into-side-of-cow media.” His sentiments were echoed by most of the proto-Hellene news community, who claim that bovine mutilation has been replaced by more modern types of media, such as smearing animal blood on a rock and rubbing burnt sticks against tree pulp amalgamates.
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