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POINT: Hey, what’s up?
Hey! Patrick! Hey man, what’s up? It’s so great to see you, man, it’s been forever. I mean, I saw you at that party on Williams last Friday, but you seemed to be pretty busy with Brianna, you know what I mean? Ha ha ha.
As the first weeks of the school year pass by, the annual demarcations in dormitory social life have begun to form. Despite concentrated efforts at dorm unity (see: Unit Wars; the good-natured fun of the alcohol abuse and sexual assault orientation programs; the first dorm visit to the Ratty where everyone pretended to be vegan so as not to seem out of place when seated next to a table full of Production Workshop members) the third floor agrees that the rest of the dorm is far too cliquey.
After careful deliberation and a great deal of distress, Jenny Houston '11 opted not to name her newly uploaded Facebook photo album "Summer at home," and instead broke ground by naming it "If I was a bear I'd be a koala."
"I just thought the title that actually described the album was so blasé," Houston said.
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