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The Brown Noser

Joanna Zhang

Writer (Retired)

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Future Chris Frowns Upon Present Chris' Choices | Dec 04 2009

The night started off pretty respectably for Chris Wheaton '11. Donning a bold, plaid button-up with a gray v-neck underneath, Wheaton was at the peak of his collegiate manhood. "This evening will be a spectacular evening," Wheaton said, paraphrasing a popular Black Eyed Peas chart topper at a party.