The Brown Noser

Julius Chronoton

Writer (Retired)

Julius's articles

GOP Racism Will Set Us Back 60 Years Unless We Destroy Their Secret Temporal Vortex by Professor Of Africana Studies And Time Sheriff Julius Chronoton | Mar 07 2014

Turn on your television and it’s like looking into the 1950s. And I’m not just referring to the specially modified televisions that Time Sheriffs used to monitor the various streams of space and time. No, I’m referring to a Republican Party intent on sending this country back to segregationist times, both through hateful, race-baiting rhetoric and the secret temporal vortex they have created under the Positron Caves.

We Didn't Land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock Landed on a Time Portal and Crushed a Young Martin Luther King, Creating This Dystopian Segregationist Timeline, by Professor of Africana Studies and Time Sheriff Julius Chronoton | May 03 2013

Folks, it’s been a while since I dropped some truth on you. Old Professor Julius Chronoton has been busy; between my students’ demands on my time and my regular duties as Time Sheriff, there just aren’t enough hours in the day. And I know all about hours in the day. I’m a time sheriff.

Every Month is Black History Month When You're Stuck in a February-Based Time Loop, by Professor of Africana Studies and Time Sheriff Julius Chronoton | Mar 11 2013

Imagine a world where the study of black history was not the exception, but the norm. A world where we study black history not only 28 days of the year, but every single day for all eternity, over and over and over. I don’t even have to imagine such a world because I’ve been living in it ever since the time bandit Count Magromoth trapped me here 300 cycles ago.