Students dining at the Sharpe Refectory last Monday night were greeted by a pleasant surprise when the dining hall tried out its first-ever "Verney-Woolley Theme Night." Similar in its makeup to other themed nights, such as "Caribbean" and "Ice Cream Sundaes," the "V-Dub" theme included authentic food and decorations from its source of inspiration- the well-known campus eatery in Pembroke.
In response to recent student demands for democratic reform in the Brown Corporation, radical autocratic student protest group Students for a Monarchical Society barricaded itself in Sayles Hall yesterday, once again calling for the University to scale back its transparency and appropriate funds for scepters.
Professor Timothy Saunders, preeminent Joycian scholar in the American academic community and a student favorite at Brown University, is now under investigation by the University for claiming that he's never actually read the book he is famous for studying.
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