While in the shower, Scott Seymour '13 discovered much more than a mysterious hickey on his abdomen when he noticed that the abnormally large hair plug in the bottom of the Keeney bathroom drain had started to quiver.
The situation quickly escalated when the supposed hairball bit the unsuspecting Seymour.
According to eye-witness reports, Sean Thomas '12 used a spoon to scrape the chocolate frosting off his Vernon-Woolley birthday cake last Friday. Thomas then ravaged the confection of all of its succulent, moist coating without touching a single bite of the spongy cake.
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