Students in the Diman House dormitory were awakened Sunday night by a shrill and untimely fire alarm as their residence hall erupted in flames.
Clarke Miekeljohn ’14 held a press conference in Solomon 001 this morning to settle things once and for all: he is not a Miekeljohn. The sophomore fielded questions from students and faculty in an effort to clear up the misunderstanding. “My last name is a reflection of my Swiss heritage,” Miekeljohn said.
Zach Cohen ’15 from Manhattan checked himself into Health Services this morning after experiencing “mild nausea and intense confusion” at the notion that not all members of the class of 2015 hailed from New York City.
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