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In a report released Wednesday, the United States Department of Labor recommended that Americans doing something with their hands that really gets their hearts pumping. According to the report, if Americans want to be successful they should try making something or fixing something, like folks used to do.
Reporting from this bathroom, sources confirmed this afternoon that it’s not totally clear how you’re supposed to dry your hands after washing them.
Sources close to the situation reported that although there are multiple receptacles clearly designed to hold paper towels, all of them are empty.
Calling it the highlight of his evening, local Whole Foods cashier Douglas Porter expressed excitement Thursday afternoon about switching his parting message to customers from “have a nice day,” to “have a good night.”
Porter, who has been a cashier since June, says he rarely takes pleasure from his work.
According to a new report released by the Pew Research Center, Americans currently lead the world in buying children french fries so they’ll shut up for a minute.
The report indicated that as compared to parents in other countries, parents in the U.S.
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