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The Brown Noser

Michael Briskin

Writer (Retired)

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999 of 999 Spots Still Available in Freshman’s Friend Group | Dec 07 2012

Sources confirmed Friday that 999 of 999 spots in freshman Eric Wilder’s friend group remain open after the completion of preregistration for spring semester. Wilder, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania native, was reportedly disheartened after no one signed up for FRND 0110: “Eric’s Friend Group” for the second consecutive semester.

Due to Budget Cuts, WaterFire Now Just Water | Nov 02 2012

Faced with a dire fiscal situation, the City of Providence has cut funding from WaterFire, the city’s award-winning art exhibition and performance. However, due to the popularity of the event, Mayor Angel Taveras was quick to reassure the community that the summer art event will continue to be “as strong as ever.” The new performance, simply called Water, is devoid of fire, music and food, but all are still welcome to watch the water.