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On Wednesday April 10th, students stampeded into Sayles Hall for the first night of Brown’s annual Housing Lottery, an event that entailed a stressful scramble for most students and an embarrassing misunderstanding for one. Moments after Joe Hutchinson ‘14 selected his housing, the first pick of the evening, Caleb Smith ’16 began to pelt the rising senior with an armful of stones.
For the fourth night in a row, Zach Lipowitz ’16 only got several hours of sleep because the couple next door seem to jump on their bed for hours every night.
“Hop, hop, hop, all night long. They bounce on that bed like they can’t stop, like they’re a couple of rabbits or something,” said Lipowitz.
In a report from the National Climate Data Center (NCDC) released yesterday, climate scientists suggest Americans reduce carbon emissions as well as possibly encourage their children to play high stakes games of “floor is lava,” for no reason in particular.
Ben Larrick ’13 entered his summer internship at the Better World Foundation with aspirations of gaining practical, real-world experience in the field of coffee brewing.
As the internship comes to a close and his final fall semester begins, Larrick feels his time may have been wasted.
Hey you. Yeah you, Two-Legs. I’ve been watching you eye this muffin for the past thirty seconds. I get it: It’s not often that you come across a muffin that still has half of its top. But scram, bozo, because this sweet pile of bran belongs to me.
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