Thick-Walled Dorm Resident Complains No One Can Hear His Wild, Frequent Sex | Apr 27 2011

Robert Dong '12, Facebook name "Big Bang," is a physics concentrator with all the attributes of a winning sex vocalist: He's a baritone with the lung capacity of a varsity swimmer and has a background in theater. "As soon as I hit puberty the competition was scared," he says, thrusting with a hoot for emphasis.