In a groundbreaking statement, popular fashion house Armani announced they had added Janice Smith, their first ever plus-size model, to their spring lineup. Smith is scheduled to be photoshopped to look incredibly skinny and appear on magazine covers by March.
Voicing his disappointment between telling the one about the seeing eye dog and the one about women, stand-up comedian Ralph Robinson, by all accounts a terrible comedian who has never succeeded in making a group of people laugh, described his impassive audience as a “tough crowd.”
Robinson started his show with a customary “How’s everybody doing tonight?” before sprinting onto the stage in front of a politely curious stand-up club audience.
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