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The Brown Noser

Samuel Alder-Bell

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Phish Phans Rejoice, Annoy the Phuck Out of Everyone Else | Oct 24 2008

To the delight of their sycophantic fan base, the jam band of choice for the smelliest, grimiest, most obnoxious, scum-of-the-earth, neo-hippie douche-bags ever to light a stick of patchouli, Phish, announced plans to return to the stage for a 2009 tour after a 5 year hiatus.