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The Brown Noser

Tabitha Payne

Writer (Retired)

Tabitha's articles

White Person Still Can't Say Your Name Right | Mar 11 2016

Unable to fathom that, in other languages, letters are used in different ways, sophomore David Miller again – for the fiftieth time – is unable to say your name right. “How can anyone expect me to pronounce difficult names like Maria, or Hung, or Jamar?” said Miller, shaking his head.

Woman In Convertible Enjoying Scenic View Of Her Own Hair | Dec 04 2015

Abbey DeMaggio was pleasantly surprised during a joy ride in her new convertible Saturday when she was blessed with a scenic view of her own hair. “It was everywhere…in my mouth, in my nose, in my eyes," said DeMaggio as the wind was reported to have whipped around the windshield of the vehicle, blowing her long, blonde hair all over the place.

Generous Neighbor Playing Music For Entire Floor | Dec 04 2015

Residents of fourth floor Morriss Hall were very grateful Tuesday when hallmate Alex Brennamen ’19 played music loud enough to be heard from every corner of the freshman dorm. Residents of the unit met the freshman’s generosity with widespread appreciation.