Witnesses reported that local 26-year-old Ethan Ruth has won yet another conversation. Ruth reportedly won by a mile while socializing at a close friend’s birthday party, later claiming that no one even came close to besting him.
![](/uploads/largethumbs/1749.png)
“Another conversation, another triumph,” Ruth told himself after easily defeating all his conversational partners. “It’s starting to become a daily thing. Yet again, I’m victorious in a war of words.”
“I wiped the floor with them,” Ruth continued, dusting off his hands like he had just won an Olympic event and not disrespectfully monopolized and ruined a nice conversation. “They never stood a chance. Honestly, I’m getting a little bored. No one can even challenge me these days.”
At press time, Ruth defeated an interlocutor in a battle of wits.