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Sources report that local dad Patrick Sencer, while talking to guests at his recent family BBQ and wielding tongs, was experiencing a massive power trip.
“He’s usually nothing like this,” explained Linda Sencer as her husband schooled the neighborhood children on proper burger flipping technique. “But when he puts on his special grilling apron, he becomes a whole new person. He’s thinks he’s a king and the grill is his domain.”
“I’ll let you have another Miller Lite,” Sencer reportedly told one family friend after having seized control of the beverages by using the cooler as a throne. “But don’t throw it out indoors. Everyone has to use the outdoor trash. You know the rules.”
At press time, Sencer was seen building a fire because “it’s getting pretty damn buggy out here.”
