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Murmurs from within Miller Cemetery seem to indicate that Bill Hamden’s eulogy ended with jazz hands.
“My mother wasn’t always the nicest woman, but she kept it real. She raised me to be the person I am today, and I can’t imagine anyone else raising me like Mom,” choked out Hamden, in a statement that would instantly feel disingenuous the moment the eulogy was over. “Today, we celebrate my mother’s life. And it’s only fitting that we send her off on a high note. Jazz hands!”
At press time, Hamden was seen somberly dancing over his mother’s grave.
