Sources from outside Barbour Hall have indicated that a student is just gonna let that guy into their dorm because he probably goes here.
“I mean, he’s kinda college age and vaguely familiar, so what’s the harm in letting this guy into my dorm?" said naive sophomore Sabrina Applegate, already swiping the incredibly shady-looking stranger in.
This past Sunday, the suspicious marionette man Zepetto was seen offering a deal with “no strings attached.”
“Yeah, it was really suspicious,” said Alex Silva, a student who encountered Zepetto in his creepy alley. “I asked him what his deal was, and he just told me I could gain infinite wisdom in exchange for just a moment of my time—no strings attached.
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