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Taking note of the incredibly low-key atmosphere in the room, sophomore Paula Kratz reported that everyone in The Underground is chill as fuck.
“It seems like no one here needs proper light,” reported Kratz, “The baristas are super laid-back too. That one’s pretty much laying on the countertop to do their homework.”
Sources report that even the people who were obviously in meetings or interviews seemed calm as hell.
“Everyone’s just leaning back in their chairs and talking to each other,” continued Kratz, “It’s definitely a different atmosphere than in The Blue Room or in Leung. There, everyone’s intense as hell.”
At press time, everyone in the room was having an amazing, supportive conversation with a friend.
