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Female Bowling Pin Distinguished Via Eyelashes

Published Friday, February 4th, 2022

Patrons of the Rock n’ Bowl bowling alley in Cranston, RI report that a female CGI bowling pin is distinguished from her male counterpart via eyelashes. “When I hit a strike, the score display TV showed a little CGI animation of two bowling pins kissing,” explained casual bowler Lily Kim. “At first I couldn’t tell which one was supposed to be the girl, but then I saw that one had these big batting eyelashes, so I guess it was that one. Could they not do a pink bow or something? That might have made things clearer.” At press time, the next CGI animation had a Western shoot-out theme.

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