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According to a report by a group of semi-acquaintances and friends, their game of Cards Against Humanity won’t fucking end.
“Hey, hey guys are you listening?” pleaded current card judge Victor Trelly, pathetically trying to resuscitate the decaying three-hour game. “I said ‘The doctor diagnosed me with terminal lasagna dick hand.’ Isn’t that funny guys? You guys?”
“I think you’re the judge. Or am I the judge?” said Henry Wimbly, choosing to ignore the fact that the game should have ended hours ago. “Then we’ll just start back at Stacy. A whole new round!”
“Wait, hold on, which card was mine,” said Jill Martinez, for some reason forcing herself to participate in this eternal, mind-numbing activity. “Oh, and what was the prompt again?”
At press time, the group declared just one more round and they’ll definitely end it after probably another round after that.
