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JD Vance First Vice President To Have Used Racial Slurs On Call Of Duty

Published Friday, December 13th, 2024

JD Vance, a 40-year-old senator from Ohio, was elected as the next vice president of the United States last month, becoming the first-ever VP with a history of using racial slurs on Call of Duty.

“No vice president has ever had such a strong record regarding free speech,” said campaign spokesperson Anthony Smith, referring to confirmed reports that the vice president-elect called LakersFan664 a “****** ******” on Call of Duty in 2012. “This is a huge moment for representation.”

“The glass ceiling has finally been broken,” said AmericanUSPartriot88, a campaign adviser and former Call of Duty: Black Ops teammate. “Young gamers all over the country will see that words can’t disqualify you from reaching the second-highest office in the land.”

At press time, Vance stated he couldn’t be racist because his wife is Indian.