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Kid Who Left Rec Basketball Team For Travel Team Thinks He’s Hot Shit All Of A Sudden

Published Friday, December 1st, 2017

According to members of the Pawtucket rec basketball team the Wolves, sixth-grader Joey Lambros thinks he’s hot shit ever since he left them to play on a travel team.

“All Joey talks about at recess anymore is his new team,” said Wolves member Richie Graff, “It’s all ‘My travel team this and my travel team that’ with him. It’s gone straight to his head. So what, he has a uniform with his name on it that he gets to keep even when the season’s over? That means nothing.”

Sources report that Joey keeps bragging about the cool kids on his team who are from other towns and how the whole team is getting monogrammed sweatsuits.

“He thinks he’s too good for us all of a sudden,” continued Graff. “We all used to go over each other’s houses all the time but now he’s too busy with his travel team to ever hang out with us. I just want to remind him where he came from, that we all used to drive to the same high school gym for games. He’ll always be one of us.”

“I mean, I could’ve made the travel team too, it’s just that my parents didn’t want to be driving around for practices and stuff,” claimed Graff.

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