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Mad Lib CEO Announces (VERB) of Company’s Latest (NOUN)

Published Friday, April 20th, 2018

At a press conference last Tuesday, Mad Lib CEO Markus Dohle announced the (VERB) of the company’s latest (NOUN).

“We are so (ADJECTIVE) to be here in (U.S. CITY) for this special day,” said Dohle to a crowd of (NUMBER) spectators. “Anyone who is a fan of (PLURAL NOUN) will be very (ADJECTIVE) with our (NOUN).”

Dohle went on to (ADVERB) thank everyone who had worked on the (NOUN). “We want to thank you all from the bottom of our (PART OF THE BODY),” said Dohle. “I especially want to thank (NAME OF PERSON IN ROOM) for their (NOUN). We (VERB) it so much”

At press time, Dohle was previewing the company’s work in BUTTS.

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