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Yesterday morning, construction worker Joe Passantino was standing on his scaffolding when a deafening crash threw him off balance. After recovering from the shock, he saw that the noise came from a freshman closing the door to Champlin Hall on his way to class. “I hate it when those kids interrupt my work,” said Passantino. “I was in the middle of a great daydream too.”
Passantino is not the only one who has been disrupted by inconsiderate Brunonians. Many workers claim that they will have to stop their drilling for almost five seconds just so students can get across the sidewalks. “It never stops,” complained foreman Bill Jameson. “I was trying to jackhammer this morning, but there was no way to concentrate while listening to those douchebags walking everywhere. I couldn’t even hear myself think.”
No students could be reached for comments, because they were all trying to sleep or study.
