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Report: Every Student In New York Literature Class From Westchester County

Published Saturday, February 18th, 2023

Students from a class on the literature of New York City report that every single one of their classmates is from Westchester County.

“The readings just really resonated with me,” stated Carmichael Sinclair ’25, whose family has lived in Westchester for 100 years. “Probably because it’s in my blood, you know? I’m a native New Yorker, born and raised.”

Students report that they took the class to celebrate the concrete jungle, despite being more knowledgable about jungles of manicured hedges and Scarsdale garden parties.

“I admit, I’m more familiar with the upper upper upper East side,” added Sinclair as he flipped through Nella Larson’s Passing. “Still, I just feel so connected with this work. That’s the Big Apple for you. Best city in the world, and I know her like the back of my hand.”

At press time, every single person in the class was planning to move to Brooklyn after graduation.

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