Hometown sources report that huh, high school friend Jake Merritt just got his real estate license.
“It’s just such an adult step,” said hometown source Will Reiser, stupefied by Merritt’s recent career move. “He just has a whole, like, life now.”
“He’s setting himself up financially, but it’s wild that he’s just out there selling houses to people,” Reiser said, bewildered by the fact that his contemporary has a whole ass career. “Good for him, I guess.”
At press time, it was reported that huh, high school prom date just had a baby.