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A new anthropological study conducted by Harvard University reveals that at least one of the animals on Noah’s Ark was gay.
Professor M. Magdalene, head of the research study, says she’s unsurprised by the results. “I had a feeling this would be the case,” she said. “Can you imagine a boat filled with thousands of heterosexual animals? Even in 1200 BCE that’s just not realistic.”
Professor Magdalene also hinted that there was probably a few other non-straight individuals in the Bible.
“Come on, Jesus and Judas? There was clearly some major relationship drama there.”
