A new anthropological study conducted by Harvard University reveals that at least one of the animals on Noah’s Ark was gay.
Professor M. Magdalene, head of the research study, says she’s unsurprised by the results. “I had a feeling this would be the case,” she said.
Much to the chagrin of her children, local mother Elizabeth Pretier, 44, has started in on another self-help book, “A Better You.”
“I don’t even recognize her sometimes,” said Adler Pretier, 17, the eldest of Elizabeth’s three children.
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