We here at the Noser have this tradition called “Senior Superlatives.” We invented it and the basic idea is that we make categories that you can nominate your friends for. Fill it out!

- Most Swag

- Most Likely to Wake Up And It Was All A Dream

- Grubbiest Little Hands

- America’s Funniest Home Video

- Most Distasteful Goon

- Always Tending To The Gardenias

- Master Of The Forge

- Most Likely To Tell Me The Story I Like, You Know The One

- Best Ill-Fated Couple Of LA Dreamers

- Headed Straight To Kansas City

- Most Structurally Compromised Load-Bearing Walls

- ...okay?

- Most Legs

- Most Likely To Meet Their Demise One Foggy Morning At The Hoover Dam

- Worst Brown/RISD Weekly

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