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According to sources, that social outcast freak Jason is actually just a part of a different friend group.
“Jason is so weird. Like no one in my friend group even knows him,” said first-year Gina Taylor, without considering that Jason actually had his own distinct social circle. “Not to be rude or anything, but I don’t think anyone likes him.”
“I saw Jason sitting alone in the Ratty the other day,” Taylor continued, unaware that Jason was just saving a table until his friends got there. “He probably does that every day. What a loser.”
“I bet Jason doesn’t even go out on weekends,” Taylor added, without realizing that Jason just went to different parties with different people. “He seems like such a nerd. I’m glad we’re not friends with him.”
At press time, that terrible song Taylor hated actually sounded really good to someone with different music taste.
