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To the surprise of gathered onlookers, it turns out plague doctor is actually really beautiful when she takes off her mask and lets her hair down.
“We always just saw her as the ‘nice’ girl who used herbs and roots to rid us of demons inhabiting our body,” explained local peasant Frederick Draught, shocked by how much a giant bird mask and a bun can change a girl’s appearance. “But, it turns out underneath that leather crow mask is a real looker!”
At press time, everyone in the town square was astonished to learn that underneath his cloak, the local executioner has really kind eyes.
